Serial Cat killings? Really?

It appears that Tyler Hayes Weinman an 18 year old high school senior graduate is allegedly a serial cat killer. I am going to say this as I do all the time so wait for it…….. He is a quiet boy, who is well behaved, well spoken and everyone who knows him is shocked. Why is it always the quiet well behaved ones that are so freaky. It almost makes me want to ensure that whatever house I buy next is on the loudest noisiest street possible.

Apparently there have been dozens of cats missing and several have shown up skinned, mutilated and dead in the neighborhood surrounding Tyler’s home. While you can’t ever condemn somebody before his/her fair trial if guilty it would be a scary concept for what he might do next. I mean how long will they put him away for killing a few cats. A couple of years maybe. My guess is that if he has progressed far enough down this road it is only a matter of time before he moves on to, well…….. other types of victims. Whoa I don’t want to live in his neighborhood as he gets older.

Interestingly enough the police arrested him on prom night while he was attending a party. He apparently missed the dance and if he is not found guilty I am sure the police opened themselves up for a great lawsuit. How is it that our protectors seem to do so many odd things in their pursuit of nabbing the bad guy. Did the detective in charge suddenly say hey let’s make sure that we grab him tonight so he looks his best. Arresting him in his tuxedo just seems like an act of foolishness on their part. Couldn’t they have waited a few hours and picked him up after he was drunk and held him on underage drinking. We all know what 18 year olds do on prom night right.

I remember my prom night and let’s just say when my girlfriend’s brother knocked on our hotel room door at 4 AM in the morning telling me her parents were pissed I was scared shitless. I would have confessed to anything at that point as I was freaking out beyond my teenage ability to maintain composure.

I currently have two dogs and a cat (the cat is a new addition) and I would miss them if they were taken from me. I know I am a little sappy but I do love those damn little creatures. I can’t imagine somebody skinning them, butchering them and then leaving them in my front lawn. That is some messed up stuff. Hopefully he is Catholic so he can just say a few hail marrys and move on with his life. I would make sure I tested the wine before next communion though if he was in attendance. No telling what the crackers would be made of.

Cats and Relationships

I love pets as much as the next guy. OK, my first choice would always be a dog but I am not anti-cat. Cats have their place in the world. They are loving animals, affectionate but completely and totally independent. If you like that type of woman, wait a minute I meant pet then that is fine. I personally think that everyone should be able to think for themselves, formulate an opinion and that should be respected. It goes both ways of course.

It seems funny that for the most part woman tend to navigate towards cats and men tend to navigate towards dogs. Just shut the hell up, wait a minute, I mean hang on a second. I know there are exceptions. There are woman who like dogs, just look at Britney Spears. She has no taste what-so-ever. Then there are men that like cats. I have not seen a catwoman that I didn’t like. I don’t care who gets in the outfit, they all look hot.

What about the Underworld series. I mean any woman in a tight leather jumpsuit that kicks ass deserves a second look. Oh shit, I am getting distracted. I do draw the line at walking a cat or carrying a cat in a little baby backpack, frontpack, purse or whatever it might be called. I mean we all do things for a woman that we sit back and question. That is just part of life. Women ask you to hold their purse, go buy some tampons or to allow them to paint your fingernails. Well maybe that last one is just after a lot of scotch.

Anyway, where is it safe to just say no? Can women out there please allow us to just keep our balls for a while here and there after we say the all fateful words I do. Is it a given that once that line has been crossed that women just dictate and are all powerful. I fully know that women in general are all powerful no matter whether the words have been spoken or not and all we as men can do is beg. Beg to be allowed to be a man. Please let us hold on to a shrivel of our dignity. Just a small slice of respect. We know we don’t deserve it and we know the decision is completely up to you but we are begging.

You have all the power. I once heard a comedian who said wives need to simply follow one rule. Have sex with their husbands. There are millions of women in the world not having sex with me. If you are the one that will then by God I will do whatever the hell you ask me to do. For me personally I can only beg you not to ask me to carry around a cat in a Bjorn. It scares me. I am afraid.

PLEASE.