Dollhouse (Eliza Dushku)
I wrote a blog on May 19, 2009 Melissa Rycroft (Playboy Pictures). In the blog I sarcastically commented that FOX had renewed the show Dollhouse and I had never even heard of it. At the time I must have been insane. I had no idea that Eliza Dushku was in the show nor how extraordinarily hot she is. I admit now to my folly and will make every attempt to be forgiven for my inept ability to see the facts.
The premise of the show is getting a group of people to go out and do a bunch of weird and crazy shit then erasing their memory so you can get them to do a bunch of different crazy shit the next week. Ok, I haven’t seen the show. I will admit that. I just did this morning realize that Eliza Dushku was in it and well I have missed her since her vampire killing days. Wasn’t she also in some movie “Bring it On”? Haven’t I spent enough time by now telling everyone that I love a girl in a cheerleading outfit? Those little skirts and those sweaters. Can the common man ask for anything more. It is the best reason to sit courtside at a Warrior basketball game. God only knows you are not there to watch the team.
I will be going out today and purchasing the DVD set for season one which is now available for sale. I missed the entire first season. I hope to God one of the episodes has her dressed up as a cheerleader again. It is like having the best of all worlds combined in perfect symmetry. It will be good to see something that doesn’t highlight the movie series Twilight. I am so sick of getting up every morning and seeing another article on the mediocrity of cinema. Who cares if Rachelle Lefevre was replaced? The first movie was average at best. The books were a cute teenage depiction of romantic blubbering but the movie? Please. Unless the second one takes a drastic upturn I don’t think I will be able to stomach watching it.
There is only so much high school romance one can see in a single day. Just ask Jessica Simpson and Kenny Chesney. Speaking of high school blathering crap. Do we really think that Tony Romo broke up with Jessica Simpson because she was winking a little bit too much with Kenny Chesney? Has anyone seen the pictures I posted in my last blog about her? Did you see how big those stripes were? I think we all know why Tony said no no to Jessica. She seems to have been hitting the down home Texas cooking a little heavy the last couple of years. Can you say no thank you to that second helping of home fried chicken?
I will let everyone know how the Dollhouse show plays out in the upcoming blogs but in the meantime here is my tribute to Eliza Dushku. With some celebrities it is difficult finding that right photo that is sensual enough to post but with her…… Holy shit, almost every photo she takes is smoking hot. I can’t wait to see her spread, I mean see her new spread in FHM magizine coming up soon.
Kim Kardashian, who, I mean what has she done?
I don’t care. I really don’t care. Did you not see the photos posted? Are you really going to ask me that question? Apparently she has broken it off with Reggie Bush so she is now back on the market. I guess you can say she made her mark in life by hanging out with Paris Hilton or her now famous sex tape which everyone in her generation seems to be making. Is it just the in thing to do to make a sex tape? I guess if I were in my twenties maybe but I don’t really have any desire to see myself on video. haha, probably nobody else does either but Kim seems to be another story.
She will be releasing a movie “Disaster Movie” sometime this year. Not sure when it is coming out but if you have a strong desire to see her you can tune in to the much touted reality series “Keeping up with the Kardashians”. I have to admit of hearing about the show but having no idea who she was before I did some research this morning. It wasn’t that hard to find some revealing photos of her. She does seem to enjoy flouting her ass…..ets in public. I guess that is just what sells the package.
Maybe now that Apple is opening up its software to the NC17 developers we can all watch Kim on our iPhone? Nothing like looking at a beautiful women while texting your wife…..I mean while texting, you horny dogs you. I wonder since she has now broken up with Reggie if she will turn to Michael Vick. He is out and about looking for a job. Some have it rumored he is heading to New England. I wonder if they have dogs in that state. Being an owner of two I might lock mine up if he ever came over for dinner. Who knows what would happen if he didn’t like the TV selection and started getting bored? I would hate to see him force my Chihuahua and Lab to duke it out. I think the Chihuahua would win. He is a little shit.
Since the Bachelorette has picked Mr. Ed (No not the talking horse) and the show will be doing a new run maybe we should nominate Kim. My girlfriend loves the show so I admit to seeing a couple of episodes and the kissing/sex seemed rampant. Kim is all for sex on TV so she would have no problem taking the show to a whole new level. Are they showing porn on prime time now? No wonder this generation is so into sex and video. You can watch it on TV almost every night on any major network. Every time I tune into True Blood I see an orgy and the show is supposed to be about Vampires. What the hell is up with that?
How about Kim as a vampire doing the Bachelorette? Not doing the Bachelorette (although that would be nice as well) but starring in the show. Get your head out of your ass for God’s sake. Now that would be a reality series.
Kate Hudson apparently likes playing with balls
Baseballs are now in Kate’s future as she dumps the life of a rock and roll groupie and heads out to the sports arena and throws her support to the Yankees. It really isn’t fair to the rest of the baseball community. Not only do the Yankees buy all the good athletes but now they are going after all the women as well. Any bets on how long Kate will be happy touring the season with her new million dollar man (Alex Rodriquez)? Remember Jose Canseco in his heyday dating Madonna? Wait a minute? Didn’t Alex date Madonna as well? Is everyone dating Madonna? Is anyone else as freaked out as I am over Madonna’s arms. Thanks to TMZ for making me lose my breakfast. Holy shit can we all say scary.
I am thinking that Kate Hudson is a definite step up from the sites of those veiny bony things. Please don’t tell her that I said this though. My guess is that she could kick my ass personally and if nothing else have me killed. Who says that money can’t buy you love. I personally am still holding out for Scarlett Johansson. She spent a lot of time bulking up for her new role as The Black Widow in Iron Man II. I for one think that she is on the right workout program. She should give Madonna a few tips on how to look good without going to far. It might also help that Scarlett is about 40 years younger than Madonna. Madonna is in great shape for her age but still. I get scared of women who can beat me up.
If we all worked out more we could apparently save the country about 147 billion dollars a year. Yes, you heard that right. Just by going to the gym now and then we could save 147 billion dollars a year. That is each year, every year. That is the findings of a study showing what obesity costs in medical expenses every year. That seems a little high to me but then again I like my ice cream. I wonder how much money the government spent on that study? What is their plan? Can doctors now prescribe a gym membership and our medical coverage will pay for it? Wait a minute. How many Americans even have medical coverage? Shouldn’t we work on getting medical coverage before we start handing out gym memberships?
How much does cancer costs us each year and isn’t smoking the leading cause of cancer? Doesn’t the President smoke now and then? I think he only does it socially but still. Maybe when he is headed down to the club for some dancing and drinks late at night. Possibly that after party that he attends each Saturday. He looks pretty healthy. Pretty soon we won’t be able to eat ice cream or smoke. I have to admit I don’t like the smoking part but they will have to pry the ice cream out of my dead cold hands before I will give it up. Nobody better touch my Pralines and Cream with a little chocolate syrup. To hell with all those gym people.
32 flavors are not enough choices in my book.
If we really wanted to make money we would all rent out our houses like Kate. She is pulling down $90k a month for her little beach side get-a-way. Damn, will I even make that much money this entire year. hmmmmm, I might but I think most of it will go to me ex-wife. We will have to see how this weeks court date goes.
Nobody wants to be a Bond girl?
Our favorite Megan Fox has said no way to being a Bond girl in the upcoming movie only titled “Bond 23″. Do we all not remember times when everyone wanted to be a bond girl and all the girls vied for the position? It was a status that very few achieved. I guess Megan is not the only one as well. My favorite Rachel McAdams turned down the role in the previous Bond movie. What is going on? I would have loved to see Megan or Rachel as the sultry vixen slinking through a two hour movie. It seems that both are too serious of an actor to play second fiddle to a six packed man of action.
I guess if you have so many offers on the table already it just doesn’t matter. Megan and Rachel both have movies coming out and movies in the works. Rachel’s is due out August 14th. The Time Travelers Wife. While I have been touting Katherine Heigl I would have to say that Rachel is a step above her in many aspects. I didn’t get to see The Ugly Truth this weekend but I will be catching it on the big screen very shortly.
What are the odds if these women are turning down being Bond girls that they would be the JournalStone spokesperson? My guess is we will need to lower our standards. Especially since we can’t afford to pay anyone anything. Is life all about money? Shouldn’t we do things just out of the charity of our heart? Whatever happened to the giving spirit or plain pity? I am willing to accept whatever it might take to get any of these girls in house for a day session of JournalStone pictures. I am not above begging if that’s what it would take.
Mark my words now. As sure as there is an orgy on TV every time I tune into to “True Blood” in just one year from now we will have Rachel McAdams as our cover girl for JournalStone, or somebody of her caliber. You may be laughing but the last laugh will be mine. The new website is coming out on August 1st and that will be just the beginning of the new look and feel that will depict the next generation. We are more than just a blog (even though that is all we are doing) so let’s get ready to rumble.
Megan, just get in your bikini and do the Bond thing. We all love your acting but it’s your body that we are truly interested in seeing. Anyone can act but very few look as hot as you do in a wet t-shirt.
Katherine Heigl (The Ugly Truth)
Katherine Heigl has vibrating underwear. I am sorry but what more do we need to know about this move. Her underwear vibrates. Just shut up the comparisons to Meg Ryan please. Meg Ryan was the first to do the in public at a restaurant orgasm and it was nice but she is gone now. Well not gone as in dead but she is not doing movies. Is she? If she is I guess the public no longer pays attention. Anyway, Katherine Heigl has vibrating underwear. That is the best thing I have heard in a long time.
I predict you will see I huge increase in the tantalizing lacey undergarments. It won’t take long. I wish that I had some to sell. Can we get Katherine to endorse them for us? Maybe if she wears one pair a day and we can then auction them off on our website or offer them as a teasing giveaway. I bet the traffic would pick up a bit with that don’t you. So see the movie. I get back to not really caring about the movie. I just want that one single clip so I can play it over and over again. Can you picture it now in your head? The oooohhhhhing and ahhhhhhing.
Why is it that women always get the good devices? Is it because men don’t really care. We just need our 30 seconds and after we fall asleep the games begin. Women whip out their vibrating toys form underwear to the 12 inch massive member in Sex in the City that Samantha Jones used to flip out. She loved men and toys. Little too wild for me though and that is saying a lot.
Well, I admit to not having seen the movie yet, but will be going this weekend. If I wasn’t a fan of Katherine before I definitely am now. I just wish I could get my hands on the remote control. Now there would be a movie to watch. Talk about your interactive entertainment. Make it in 3D and just pass the remote around the room. She would be buzzing for about 90 minutes or until the batteries went dead. I am not sure she could keep it up for long though. hahaha, that is pretty funny. If you don’t get that then you really need to stop reading my blog.
How many shows can she do in one night? It would be an interesting experiment.
Let’s all get out to see Katherine this weekend. She will be keeping her body for a while since she has publicly outed her fear of getting pregnant. She feels it might ruin her figure so she is scared of taking the plunge. As long as she keeps some batteries around and it doesn’t rain while she is electrified up then she should be fine. I wonder if she has to be scared of getting too excited? The thing is electrical. It is just a question. I am concerned.
Isabel Lucas is another Choice
The customer is always right. Can we keep that motto going? For more days than I can remember Isabel Lucas is the most searched name that is associated with our website. We are fast becoming the Isabel Lucas website. I can think of much worse things to be but continue to find it surprising. I have not written on Isabel Lucas in a while. A while for me being about 4 or 5 days or 50 to 60 blogs. Yes, I seem to be writing more than one a day that is for sure. I figure inundate the world with quantity versus quality right. Throw enough shit against a wall and see what sticks.
Please just shut the hell up. Ever blog I write is quality. Isabel Lucas is hot enough and I now feel like we should throw her in the mix as our spokesperson. We are still reviewing several possibilities so if you or anyone have a suggestion please drop me a note. I have nominated Anna Faris and now Isabel Lucas. While I think they are both smoking hot I have to give the nod to Isabel Lucas on the tongue. She has the longest most metallic tongue I have ever seen on a woman in a movie. If you have not seen Transformers II you most likely have no idea what I am talking about.
I personally feel that either one of them would be acceptable but I have no idea how to contact them. I only have two criteria. They need to work for free and be willing to pose in anything and however we need them to. It would really be a simple contract. Does anyone know how to get through to either one of them? If you do please contact me and I will see what we can work out. It would also be nice to know if either of them had been a cheerleader at some point in their life. I don’t know why this matters other than my adolescent adoration for cheerleaders. I do love those little skirts.
If you want your nominee to hold serious consideration we need them to be delivered asap. This kind of negotiation doesn’t happen overnight. If we do go with Isabel Lucas we should find out if we can borrow that tongue from the set of Transformers II. Damn even if we don’t get Isabel Lucas how about seeing if we could get that tongue. Now that would be something we should sell on JournalStone.com. We could call it the JournalToungue. I would have to ask my business partners. They at times think my ideas are a little insane. Why, I don’t know.
Emma Watson trumps Katherine Heigl? Really?
The searches on Emma Watson continue to remain high even with her new movie Harry Twotter now revolving past its opening day. The searches for Katherine Heigl remain nonexistent despite her upcoming new movie release “The Ugly Truth” due out in theatres on the 24th. What’s up with that? I continue to tout Emma as a legitimate cute up and coming 19 year old but she hasn’t quite made it yet. Katherine Heigle is a woman people.
She may not snort as much coke as Mischa or be as flighty as Paula but she has a rocking full figured woman’s body. She continues to make some damn funny movies even if they are interspersed with the likes of “27 Dresses”. Are Steve and I the only two males in the world who are still interested in a real woman. Jesus, for all of you Megan Fox or Isabel Lucas fans or even as I am the Natalie Portman and Rachel McAdams fans, I like them too. I am just saying Katherine Heigl deserves her accolades. 30 years ago she had the idolized body. We still seem to be stuck in the stick thin era of skin on bones that to me is fine on some but I for one still don’t mind a nice natural figure.
We all like to climb a mountain at times, just ask Lance Armstrong. They have reached the Alpine stage of the Tour De France and that is where in my opinion he will make his move. Juice seems to work a little better in thinner air. Peaks are meant to be conquered and having “Twin Peaks” just makes life that much more appealing. Just please handle with care. They can be sensitive at times. Katherine should pull out all the stops and use her mountainous assets to promote her film to the fullest degree. Using a bomb scare at the four seasons is uncalled for but does garner some free publicity.
We all like anything free, but paying for it isn’t completely wrong if you are in a rut. I am still talking about ad space right? I guess you will have to figure that out. Don’t take too long or my blog might be deleted. If Amazon has their way our reading material will be dictated Orwellian style. First it was and still is Google trying to buy up the rights to every book written and now Amazon wants to control the content that we are allowed to read on Kindles. Can anyone say Apple? Are all the stodgy corporations dictating what we can and can’t have on our electronic devices. I for one do not want anyone who wears a tie to work telling me what I can look at and what I can’t.
Their idea of entertainment has to be as antiquated as the Catholics. hahahaha, I got them back into my blog. Just when you thought they were out they got sucked right back in. Don’t worry all you religious fanatics out there. Catholics are actually pretty liberal, it is the tyrannical hold the bible belt Methodists and Baptists have that we need to worry about. They voted George Bush into office for Christ’s sake. How smart can they be?
Can somebody out there do me a favor and start searching on Katherine Heigl? Let’s get her name in the top II. She has her rocks let’s give her a chance to flaunt them as much as possible.
Scarlett Johansson is The Black Widow
In Hollywood today it seems that you have not arrived until you have portrayed a power wielding super hero on the big screen. With Marvel taking control of its own warehouse and dolling out large contracts to directors while signing big name stars to multi movie deals it has quickly became the big budget genre of our generation. Scarlett Johansson will play The Black Widow and it appears her character will jump from her Iron Man II relationship into other hero packed big screen adaptations as The Avengers begin to inundate us with their warmth and protection.
As a fan of comic books when I was growing up I am all for the transition to superstardom for our heroes. As a big fan of the X-Men and The Avengers it is wonderful to relive my childhood while now being entertained as an adult. In the headlines of today I do find it a little perplexing as we read about a seventeen year old boy Zac Sunderland who has now become the youngest person ever to sail around the world. My daughter is fifteen and it scares me to leave her alone by herself for what she might do. I can’t imagine how at his age he had the maturity to master the seas on his own.
It might at times be difficult to keep real world heroes in perspective as we are inundated with fantasmical depictions of our childhood saviors. The line of reality becomes blurred even in the recent Batman movie The Dark Knight as the irony of reality versus fantasy was mocked with the imposters who were attempting to live up to their super hero idol. One of the best lines in the movie was when Batman stated one of the glaring differences was he didn’t wear hockey pants to do battle with the bad guys. Sometimes we do lose a little transitioning from our imagination to the real world.
My first foray into commercialism was as a child when I saved up my money and purchased some web shooting wrist bracelets that I had seen on TV. I idolized SpiderMan and fantasized about being him and according to the propaganda I could easily do so simply by paying my 8.99 for a couple of web shooters. It was with sad realization when I returned home after my purchase and watch the tiny rope slink from its container that it didn’t work quite the way it appeared on TV. The bridge never leads us to exactly what we expected once we get to the other side.
Still I am excited as we continue in the power wielding super theatrical production series to see what gets shot out next. Natalie Portman signing long term deals and now with Scarlett playing the slinky leather wearing villain it is fun to see them brought to the movies. I for one think Scarlett will play a fine Black Widow. She can act and with her figure in black leather it seems to be starting out on the right path. She will be smoking hot to look at if nothing else. I write this blog actually at the request of a few friends who keep asking me why I have not featured Scarlett yet I keep writing about other mainstream actresses.
So to them I say here you go. You probably didn’t get past the pictures but if you did this one’s for you…………and possibly for me to. What man doesn’t like Scarlett? She is gorgeous.
Megan Fox is Wonder Woman
With the casting of movies abuzz recently (see my previous posts), Megan is being touted as the next Wonder Woman. If there ever was a campaign that I would like to get involved in it would be this. Can there be anyone else that would better fit the Wonder Woman genre. Admittedly she would bring a bit of sexuality to the toned down 70′s version but my God she would be in that little suit for half of the flick. Can’t you just picture her flashing the bracelets as she deflected bullets flying right and left? She is wonder woman. There can be no other.
With the recent touting of Jennifer’s Body and the leaking of Megan topless in the pool we will be seeing more and more of the sultry star in the future (If that is possible). I am not sure there has been a more exposed actress since the likes of Angelina Jolie. She might be a second place runner up in the Wonder Woman lottery but my vote is still for Megan. It is too bad Wonder Woman didn’t spend more time in the water. I can only hope that if Megan makes the cut they work some kind of scene in where that red, white and blue suit gets all wet.
I have no idea who to contact to even start the campaign so if anyone can help please write in a comment. We should start a Megan Fox in Wonder Woman website now and begin the inundation of letters to wherever they need to go. Megan Fox has to be Wonder Woman. Don’t get me wrong, I like her as the killer vampire monster in Jennifer’s Body and can’t wait to see the upcoming flick. Still it would be nice to see her fighting for good versus eating all of her high school classmates. Hasn’t she inhaled enough flesh for now?
So while Emma Watson seems to be topping the young actress infatuation by older males list my vote for Wonder Woman goes to Megan. There is only so much a little witch can do and it can’t hold water to the slinky sexy look that Megan seems to exude so naturally.
Emma Watson (Obsessed with her Underwear)
Are we really so obsessed with Emma Watson’s underwear that photographers try purposely to shoot a photo up her skirt. Was it like winning the lotto when her dress blew open and the world was able to see the little white panties underneath? Have grown men gone so long without sex in their hapless marriages that they fawn after a character in a kid’s movie. Is that why fathers don’t mind taking the little ones to see the Harry Potter series. They sit in the back rows fantasizing about the 19 year old starlet. Emma Watson is cute don’t get me wrong. She will grow into a fine looking woman but the key word here is grow. I realize she is nineteen and that now pushes her over the edge of legality but don’t we all still remember her as the little witch with an attitude.
I curiously monitor the stats on my blog page and have been enamored by the Emma Watson searches that people type in to find the three or four blogs that I have written. Emma Watson Love, Emma Watson Pee, Emma Watson Flashes, Emma Watson Porno, Emma Watson Sex Tape, Emma Watson Nude etc. etc. It just goes on and on. Who knows if you are reading this what you typed in to get to this blog? Again, I think Emma Watson is smoking hot but she has not yet matured into a Megan Fox for example who is just a few years older. What about Natalie Portman or Katherine Heigl as well? Now those are some woman that can lift you up so to say. Emma will get there but in my book she still has a couple of years to go before she fully blossoms.
What can I say? We are in the end only men and men by nature are pigs. If we didn’t lust after gorgeous young women then gorgeous young women would not be on TV. We drive media content so I can’t sit here and complain about it. I was watching The Bachelorette last night and was amazed this woman seemed to be sleeping with everyone while she was deciding on her mate. The show then proudly showed her with one man in bed and he was having trouble rising to the occasion. Is this really what I want to see on TV? I still stand by the, it doesn’t happen to everyone rule. Why is this on prime time? Young men everywhere might be freaking out worried about lift off. I guess the first question if you are a young man would be why you were watching this show to begin with. Jesus, why was I watching the show. (Insert Catholic joke here).
Am I off base here? Is the Bachelorette even that good looking? How would you rank her against my recent group of women? Emma, Katherine, Natalie, Megan and Isabel? Do you even care? Are you scared to even think of them as human beings at this point but would prefer to sit and fantasize about them in the comfort of your bathroom. Your wife lays soundly sleeping in the next room. Be careful, she might open that door at any given moment. Is it really that taboo? Come on. Aren’t we all adults? It is not nearly as freaky as being born with two hearts and then having one of them just up and disappear. What in the hell is up with that. It wouldn’t be as bad as a woman being born with two mouths for instance. Just think how Jon Gosselin would have felt getting bitched out in stereo on nationally TV. His marriage would have ended long before that eighth kid ever popped out.
Is anyone interested in voting? I will set up a poll and see. Maybe we can get that sub-species the original moron who keeps harassing me to give his two cents but I am not even sure he likes women. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
New website will be launching on August 1, 2009. Tune in and there will be some giveaways so let’s get ready to rumbllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle.
