Is Jude Law Mormon?
I am just asking a simple question. Everyone gets so bent out of shape when you just ask the simplest things. If you have been living under a rock then maybe you didn’t know that Jude is having another baby. What is this about 14? Ah, no this will only be number four and it is with Samantha Burke. Her mom is a massage therapist. OK, nothing against massage therapists. I love them and I am serious. Especially in those little off the road Asian places where they have showers and everyone is walking around naked. hmmmm, what were we talking about again. Should we really feel that bad for Jude? I mean he had to have known he was rolling the dice right.
Surprisingly and I do mean I am surprised the Burke family is asking for some money in a suit filed against Mr. Law. They will be wanting child support to the tune of a small fortune a month to care for the precious little buddle. I will give Samantha this. She is gorgeous and was apparently terrified to tell Mr. Law that he was the father. Maybe she wasn’t sure who the father was or maybe he is just crazy. Hell, I don’t have any idea. The only thing I can speculate on is maybe he is Mormon. They believe in multiple wives and no birth control right? Don’t the Mormons believe in just popping kids out right and left and abortion is the same as letting Michael Vick watch your dogs. I know I am going to get crucified (no pun intended) for saying this but don’t those Catholics believe in the natural way of things as well.
How many religions are against birth control by the way? I am not really sure. Isn’t the point of birth control to keep unwanted babies out of the world? I have kids and I love them to death but it is difficult raising them. I can’t imagine if I had not wanted them to begin with. Those little devils are beautiful but still, they are little devils. I bet Jude believes in birth control now, even if he didn’t back then. I personally don’t get it. How does that guy on Big Love do it with three wives and a few lovers on the side here and there? I have one girlfriend and she is more than enough for me. I couldn’t handle anymore.
Would you have three people telling you to take the garbage out? In the end we can only hope that Jude had a good time. The baby will be born and hopefully it will be raised in a loving massaganist home. I wonder if they will end up being multi generational massage therapists living together. Would it bring a different spin to family massages? Is there even such a thing as family massages? I wonder if they could team up with Kevin Federline and his new reality show. He looks like he is pregnant and Samantha Burke is pregnant. They could do a show about how it feels to look pregnant if you are and if you aren’t.
Hey, that is a catchy title. “Looking pregnant even if your aren’t.”
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