Isabel Lucas, Megan Fox and Emma Watson

What do the three women have in common? Well if I have to spell it out to you then your head is stuck so far up your ass that it might not ever come out. Let me give you a hint. They all like young boys but well, so does Michael Jackson. I guess that is not much of a clue. None of them are the governor of Alaska or the former governor of Alaska or whatever it is that continues to keep Sarah Palin in the news. I am a republican and she drives me insane. It is embarrassing that she was the VP candidate of the republican party. Can somebody give me a hint as to what in the hell she has ever accomplished in her life.

None of them have ever slept with Lance Armstrong. He is the new poster boy for steroids. He still seems smaller than Barry Bonds but one should never talk about the size of other men in public. That should be kept in the closet. OK, shut up you finger pointing frothy liberals. I write stuff about everyone on this blog. I don’t care who is in the closet and who is terrorizing South Carolina. Well, wait a minute. I did care who is terrorizing South Carolina but he seems to now be dead. I find it odd how he was mysteriously shot down. Did he really do anything wrong? Do we know for a fact that he was the serial killer? Just because the bullets in his gun matched the bullets in the victims and he was a repeat crime offender? Does that prove anything?

I would remember a famous quote, “I did not have sex with that woman”. Who was that anyway? Damn, I regress again. Ok, what do Isabel, Megan and Emma have in common? They are all women. How about that. While that is true, but it wasn’t the answer I was going for. Debbie Row was a woman. Michael Jackson might have been a woman. We don’t know for sure. OK, you get one final clue and then I am going to stop this senseless blog and move on. Sahel Kazemi was a woman and look what she did to Steve McNair. Shot him how many times? That just isn’t right. What had Steve ever done to her? Well, we can probably guess what he did to her but that doesn’t mean that she should shoot the guy.

Go out and get some illegal drugs and inject him like a good doctor should. Sorry to all those Michael fans. I enjoyed his brilliance as much as anyone but at some point let the man rest in peace. He was as troubled as Brooke Shields is old and we should allow him the rest that he deserves. I mean come on. We all love Brooke but the Blue Lagoon lost its popularity a long time ago. There are only so many brothers out there in the world that she can sleep with. Ok, for the finale. If you have not guessed it yet. Here it goes.

Isabel, Megan and Emma have one glaring thing in common. I blog about them needlessly just so I can show their pictures. Ok, you have to believe that was it. It isn’t like they were all wet today. That was just Emma. She got rained on at the premier of the new sexual Potter movie. OMG, you weren’t thinking anything else were you. You people are really a sick and twisted bunch of pathetic perverts.

hahahah, I crack myself up. How many people actually read this far? If you did and skipped the pictures then you deserve the dogged pathetic life that you have been inflicted with. I mean thanks. I appreciate you taking the time. Jesus, take a joke already.

It isn’t like they are all Catholic. If they were they would all be married, drunk and pregnant by now.