Isabel Lucas, Megan Fox and Emma Watson

What do the three women have in common? Well if I have to spell it out to you then your head is stuck so far up your ass that it might not ever come out. Let me give you a hint. They all like young boys but well, so does Michael Jackson. I guess that is not much of a clue. None of them are the governor of Alaska or the former governor of Alaska or whatever it is that continues to keep Sarah Palin in the news. I am a republican and she drives me insane. It is embarrassing that she was the VP candidate of the republican party. Can somebody give me a hint as to what in the hell she has ever accomplished in her life.

None of them have ever slept with Lance Armstrong. He is the new poster boy for steroids. He still seems smaller than Barry Bonds but one should never talk about the size of other men in public. That should be kept in the closet. OK, shut up you finger pointing frothy liberals. I write stuff about everyone on this blog. I don’t care who is in the closet and who is terrorizing South Carolina. Well, wait a minute. I did care who is terrorizing South Carolina but he seems to now be dead. I find it odd how he was mysteriously shot down. Did he really do anything wrong? Do we know for a fact that he was the serial killer? Just because the bullets in his gun matched the bullets in the victims and he was a repeat crime offender? Does that prove anything?

I would remember a famous quote, “I did not have sex with that woman”. Who was that anyway? Damn, I regress again. Ok, what do Isabel, Megan and Emma have in common? They are all women. How about that. While that is true, but it wasn’t the answer I was going for. Debbie Row was a woman. Michael Jackson might have been a woman. We don’t know for sure. OK, you get one final clue and then I am going to stop this senseless blog and move on. Sahel Kazemi was a woman and look what she did to Steve McNair. Shot him how many times? That just isn’t right. What had Steve ever done to her? Well, we can probably guess what he did to her but that doesn’t mean that she should shoot the guy.

Go out and get some illegal drugs and inject him like a good doctor should. Sorry to all those Michael fans. I enjoyed his brilliance as much as anyone but at some point let the man rest in peace. He was as troubled as Brooke Shields is old and we should allow him the rest that he deserves. I mean come on. We all love Brooke but the Blue Lagoon lost its popularity a long time ago. There are only so many brothers out there in the world that she can sleep with. Ok, for the finale. If you have not guessed it yet. Here it goes.

Isabel, Megan and Emma have one glaring thing in common. I blog about them needlessly just so I can show their pictures. Ok, you have to believe that was it. It isn’t like they were all wet today. That was just Emma. She got rained on at the premier of the new sexual Potter movie. OMG, you weren’t thinking anything else were you. You people are really a sick and twisted bunch of pathetic perverts.

hahahah, I crack myself up. How many people actually read this far? If you did and skipped the pictures then you deserve the dogged pathetic life that you have been inflicted with. I mean thanks. I appreciate you taking the time. Jesus, take a joke already.

It isn’t like they are all Catholic. If they were they would all be married, drunk and pregnant by now.

When do Teenagers wake up.

Can anyone tell me what in the hell is wrong with teenagers? I mean I know they are hormonal and they are completely insane at times but what happens when they just don’t give a damn. They just don’t seem to care about failing. Their number one goal seems to be texting on their cell phone and talking to their friends. While I get that part of it, what is the deal with school? Do they just not give a shit about life at all? Are they so self absorbed that they think everything will just be handed to them, giving them some God defined right of prosperity? Do they realize that someday they will have to actually work for a living and get a job?

I swear if there was a return policy I think I might send mine back. God only knows I will most likely be supporting her until she retires. How will she ever gain the ability to support herself? I might even be able to handle all of this if she at least acted somewhat maturely but OMG you deal with the hormones of a teenager and you get inundated with the personality of a child. I honestly would like to throw my hands up in the air and give up at times.

She continually complains about me waking her up but somehow she manages to stay awake at night until three in the morning. You try and let her self regulate but she has the decision making maturity of an infant. She thinks she can scream at the top of her lungs, refuse to get out of bed and then when she fails to be at class on time it is of course anyone’s fault but her own. I would actually be able to tolerate her attitude if it even appeared like she cared at all about moving forward in life but to be honest with you I don’t see it. I don’t see her caring about anything other than her phone.

Every time I think she has turned a corner she blows it again. The latest is her failing to get to class on time (summer school as her grades were so poor during the school year) and setting herself up to fail over the summer as well. All of this after she is now six weeks into summer and has not read more than 10 pages of either book in her assigned summer reading. Jesus Christ, I don’t mind if somebody doesn’t do well if they are trying their best but it kills me to see somebody fail for the simple reason they just don’t care.

How can you instill a sense of responsibility in a teenager? How can you help them understand the consequences of their actions? What happens when grounding them doesn’t work, when taking their cell phone doesn’t work or when every form of punishment you inflict backfires. Rewarding them doesn’t seem to help as you have to continually lower the bar to the point of rewarding them for failing. I honestly am at a loss. What in the hell do you suggest?

PS, I do love her immensely which makes it all the harder at times.

Miscommunication

It happens all the time right. Somebody says one thing and it is taken another way completely from what was intended. You are angry about work and your bitter attitude gets conveyed as you walk through the front door wondering who left their shoes lying out again. A blog that I wrote back on June 18th entitled “Spanking your Child” is suddenly getting a lot of hits and as I was mired in self reflection on what was twirling through my mind while I wrote it I asked my girlfriend her thoughts on the heavy traffic.

I couldn’t figure out any reason that it was now falling into the spotlight. Her conclusion was that with the hot months approaching everyone is a little more irritable and it was possible that more people were feeling a little anxious in dealing with their kids in general. I remember growing up when I was a kid and a swift smack was considered a normal everyday occurrence. Now it just doesn’t happen so possibly people are wondering about how other people deal with things. God only knows the people who read my blog and their mindset though. It could just mean that too many people thought it was some sexually deviated blog on spanking twenty year olds and that was driving traffic.

Bottom line is nobody really knows for sure and no matter what our thoughts are they will always be slightly different. There are no two people that think the same which makes the dynamics of a relationship so intriguing. Communication is always the key. Telling your partner how you feel and recognizing how they feel. Being careful not to let outside influences sway you to overreacting just because you had a bad day at work. Communicating your feelings and conveying your emotions in a way that correctly reflects what you are trying to express is so vital yet as we all know so difficult.

I can only say this. If the relationship is important you will figure out a way to fight for it. If there is an issue that is keeping you apart you have to figure out a way to bridge it. Shouldn’t you invest the time understanding how your statements are received? How you make people feel when you suggest sleeping in another room? The simplest things that can be meant one way but taken another way completely. Life is not about reading minds. Life is simply about communicating.

I have never truly, totally and completely wanted to make somebody happy before in my life. I can be abrupt. I can say snide comments. I can even be slightly rude but is that what is intended. Well Jesus I am not a saint so sometimes I guess it is but most of the time no. I guess if I have learned any lessons this weekend it is about communicating better up front and hopefully all the way through. Life is hard enough when you know somebody’s true intentions. It gets even worse when you don’t have a clue as to what somebody is trying to say.

Simplicity of life. Communicate.