Megan Fox battles Isabel Lucas (Naked is my vote)

How could anyone call themselves a blogger and not address the battle of the bionic megatronic Transformers beauties. They are saying that Isabel will take over the mantel from Megan as the new bombshell to elevate herself to stardom by looking unbelievably hot in the new robotic megahit. It would have been interesting to see if they left out the robots in the sequel how well it would have still done just by leaving in the Australian bombshell and her predecessor. Maybe they could have had them battle it out instead of using electronics and called it the saranformers. Wrap them both in saran wrap and drop them into some Jell-O and see who comes out on top (or bottom, either way).

Anna Kornikova could give them a few pointers in the fist a cuff realm as she apparently battled it out in a bar over the weekend. Some lady who was apparently drunk doused her and her assistant with a drink and they then decided to get physical. It is too bad that Anna didn’t show so much spark in her tennis game. Maybe if she had she might have won a tournament in her career. Is she still the most hyped celebrity player to have never won anything. Ok, I agree she looked so damn good in those little tennis skirts it didn’t matter. If you had your choice of the Williams sisters or Anna, who would you pick? I know my answer hands down. Even if they gave me both sisters at the same time. Still couldn’t sway my opinion.

Isn’t it nice to read about something other than Michael Jackson and his family’s battle over his riches? Megan versus Isabel in a battle to the….well not death but how about to the greasy, oily, muddy finish. The only thing really dying is Vibe magazine. Can anyone say bye bye. They should have run more articles on Mariah and Eminem. Are those two actually a couple? It seems you can’t read about one without reading about the other and is it me or is Mariah starting to look just like him. They say that couples start to look alike after they are together for a while but my God she is dressing like him and everything. Can you say freaky?

Just don’t get to physical or you might get pulled from the Bet awards show. Just ask Mr. Brown. Seems like he wasn’t invited to the party. Damn, all he did was smack around his lady a little bit. What is wrong with the world today? One of the few rules in life should be to never hit a woman. Unless she dress like Eminem and then all bets are off.

The only ones really going at it should be Megan and Isabel… Can anyone see Transformers III. Set in the middle of a muddy knee deep pond as the two go at it tearing each other’s clothes to shreds.

Sign me up for multiple viewings right now.