Melissa Rycroft (Playboy Pictures)

What does a cheerleader a rose and salsa have in common? Ah, come on. You really didn’t get that. Mellissa Rycroft baby. I had no idea that she was a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. If I would have known that I might have watched The Dating Game or whatever that show is where the guy is to freaky to get a date and goes on TV to try and con somebody into hanging out with him. Why don’t they advertise that kind of stuff or if they do show the ads during a Cubs game or something.

I have never watched the dancing show and I have to say I am going to continue boycotting it. Have you seen the outfits that these women wear? I mean I have a daughter who is fifteen and those outfits leave little to the imagination and one of them is only seventeen years old. I can’t watch a seventeen year old girl doing that kind of stuff. It just creeps me out to even think about it. Don’t get me wrong I like gymnastics and I like the dancing and I even like the outfits but they should have an age limit of eighteen to be able to participate. Where are the Catholics when you need them.

Just my opinion mind you. I am impressed with Mellissa though. How could a guy actually have this woman on the rope ready to take the plunge and give her up at the altar? I heard the news but I had never actually seen what she looked like. She is smoking. No wonder Hef wants to pay her 500k to pose for Playboy. I can’t wait to see who wins this thing. OK, I have to be honest. I really don’t care who wins but I haven’t been this excited about something since I heard that FOX was renewing Dollhouse. Excuse me? You haven’t heard of that show either.

I have been a big proponent of Carrie doing the Vivid porno for 1 million and I also say to Mellissa do the Hef. 500k for some classy photos. We know that The Don is on board. He likes a blonde wearing nothing at all. Hmmmmm, well since Mellissa does have brown hair she might be in a little bit of trouble but once she strips my guess is The Don will be back on board so to say.
In the end I will figure out who won the dancing show but in the meantime I will check out these pictures of Mellissa. One thing I won’t do is call Miley fat. She really doesn’t like that and at her age she might be on this dancing show next year so let’s all walk on eggshells. She is like 16 or something right? Again, an age limit people. Don’t give the Catholics anything more to get pissed off about.